1. What car do you most likely see yourself driving?
I'm too high to drive.
I drive only what my master tells me to.
My best friend will drive me everywhere.
Taxis.
An old beat up clunker.
Motorcycle, baby!
One word.. Honda.
Something simple, middle-class affordable, like a Toyota.
A nice Mercedes or Mustang, I like convertibles.
A Porsche, or anything fast.
My driver's will haul me around in a limousine, only the best.


2. How do you imagine you'll die?
A round fired into my chest. Ouch.
Overdose.
Someone else's bare hands
Starvation, neglect, or abuse.
Running from the cops.
Poison, maybe, I should be careful what I drink.
I will be a sacrifice.
Old age, probably... or cancer.
It doesn't matter to me, however it happens I'll be at peace.
I cheat death.
I don't want to think about that.


3. What's inside your closet?
I dunno, just clothes I guess. Whatever goes in closets.
Its stuffed with so much shit, I can't open it.
Lots of formal and casual wear, shoes for all occasions. My closet is huge.
Bags of smack.
I have clothes, and shoes.. and socks.. pretty socks.
Just things.. CD's and stuff.
Shirts, if anything.
Closets are the first place a cop will look, leave it empty.
I live in the closet.
I have no home.
Guns.


4. Which phrase closest resembles your own personal motto?:
Make lots of friends, find love and pleasure.
Sing and dance. Music is the soul.
Live for what's right, respect, be strong.
Try and keep everything simple.
Make money, live large.
Have fun.. survive.
Live day to day, take chances.
Burn it up, don't get caught.
Don't fuck up your shit.
If you wanna be a badass, read the book of the lord.
Yes, master.


5. How would your actions best be described in a situation where you needed to be in charge?
Lord! I didn't ask for this!
Just do what the boss says.
I don't know.. what do you want me to do...
Call someone else, I'm not dealing with it.
Take charge of me, I am your slave.
I like a man/woman who knows what they're doing so that I don't have to.
I'd hire people to be in charge for me.
Everything will be o.k.
I call all the shots. Even if they're the wrong ones.
I lead the world, with god as my protector.
Do everything I say and it will all work out.


6. What's your favorite food?:
Pizza.
Cereal
McDonald's
Pancakes and blueberries
Milkshakes and hamburgers.
Beef jerky.
Boys.
Home cooked meals...steak.


7. Your strategy is:
Always known on instinct.
Planned out precisely, no holes.
Spontaneous and faulty.


8. What annoys/upsets you the most?:
Being nagged.
Small talk.
When people don't listen.
People who try to be a hero.
When someone is mad at me.
Different cultures.
An Interruption of your favorite show.
An ultimatum.
A day without sex.
Conspiracies.
People who don't believe in God.


9. What makes you happy/What do you enjoy?:
My significant other's happiness.
Music, dancing.
TV, being lazy.
Money, lot's of money.
The beach, tropical drinks, righteous leisure.
Little things, like the sunrise.
Arguing, discussing things.
Fixing things.
Being whipped, being submissive.
Teaching and preaching
Fighting, making love.


10. Which best describes your personality? :
Laid back, cool.
Sweet, innocent.
Soft-spoken, loyal.
Deep, mysterious.
Distinguished, important.
Greedy, spontaneous.
Worried, peace-keeper, but nice.
Serious, precise, a leader.
Religious, merciless.
Tough on the outside, heroic.
Subordinate, sexual.


11. And finally your weapon of choice? :
Kitchen knife.
Mace.
Pocket knife.
Hand guns.
Human shield.
Machine gun.
Drugs.
My fist.
Chains, whips, and ropes.
Money, authority.
.45 Automatic



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